My name is Sprinter. I am writing on behalf of Pretties. He is too distraught to write since our ploy to ship dumb dog #1 to Abudabi was foiled.
We were pushing the box across the living room towards the front door when suddenly one of the humans arrived home earlier than expected. They discovered the dumb dog in the box and released him. They blamed the attempt on the teenage human boy, which was a slight "win" in our favor after all. He's shoved us off the table one too many times. We giggled under the table while witnessing his scolding by the older humans. Hysterical really.
Though we didn't get to send dumb dog #1 to Abudabi, we did receive the Chicken Costume in the mail that Pretties purchased on Ebay. We left it on the sofa and destroyed the packaging. When the humans saw it, they assumed it was a gift from Grandma and dressed dumb dog #2 immediately. We nearly had an accident on the carpet from laughing so hard. Pretties had to keep running to the cat box. It lifted his spirits for sure that night, but now he is back to being miserable about the foiled package delivery and is plotting yet again.
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Sincerely,
Sprinter McSprinterson and Pretties
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